tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25271213750990727282024-03-12T20:01:41.248-04:00FnP Archives 'n' New 'ToonsDudes! Babes! Heavy Metal 'toonage!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger69125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-83240017269361988592013-02-13T21:56:00.000-05:002013-02-13T21:56:32.007-05:00The Valentine Thing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sloppy, but I wanted to get it done tonight.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-74130921102169871572010-10-01T04:13:00.000-04:002010-10-01T04:13:07.845-04:00Updating<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">All the "Archive" 'toons are uploaded and posted.</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Rock out with FnP on Pandora, on my <a href="http://www.pandora.com/stations/61831d3173c609e3616b24e9b17e2aee738fa8e21936e145">Nashville Pussy/The Almighty station. </a></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-12206979798486407302010-09-29T14:01:00.001-04:002010-09-29T14:07:10.770-04:00The Katy Perry Thing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TKN-fAA29tI/AAAAAAAAAHA/66bsfJdaeB8/s1600/katyperrything1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TKN-fAA29tI/AAAAAAAAAHA/66bsfJdaeB8/s1600/katyperrything1.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TKOAPc9wujI/AAAAAAAAAHI/QpSEMeschxI/s1600/katyperrything2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TKOAPc9wujI/AAAAAAAAAHI/QpSEMeschxI/s1600/katyperrything2.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">September = The Undated Years</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">August = 1991</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">July = 1993</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">June = 1994</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">May = 1995</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">April = 1996</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">March = 1997</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">February = 1998</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: small;">January = 1999</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;">One of the running themes was that Santa Claus was the one responsible for their annual influx of cash. With Santa—and a slim one at that—was a helping of elf babes. What more could a couple of slackers want?</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-46917082108036633782010-09-21T11:52:00.000-04:002010-09-25T04:38:25.462-04:00Turbo Lover<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 72pt; text-indent: 67.5pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;">I must have been feeling sorry for old Fred to let him get lucky. He usually doesn't.</span></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 72pt; text-indent: 67.5pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;">Rob Halford of Judas Priest had just announced—to everyone's surprise!—that he was gay. This bit of shocking news made me think about the song "Turbo Lover" from a completely new perspective, to which my anus clenched.</span></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 72pt; text-indent: 67.5pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;">Rob is one of the greatest metal singers of all time.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-87901697839454362092010-09-21T11:51:00.000-04:002010-09-25T04:38:58.158-04:00with ROB HALFORD<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmoz7GrwfI/AAAAAAAAABg/hwOGIEIc_ik/s1600/unk90_halford.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmoz7GrwfI/AAAAAAAAABg/hwOGIEIc_ik/s1600/unk90_halford.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;">Nuff said.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-23985661177882638522010-09-21T11:50:00.000-04:002010-09-25T04:39:26.104-04:00What If?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmqdRjXDeI/AAAAAAAAABo/zwFvNGI0NsU/s1600/unk90s_what+if.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmqdRjXDeI/AAAAAAAAABo/zwFvNGI0NsU/s1600/unk90s_what+if.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;">I don't know. I think they could hang as cowboys. I don't mean that in the literal sense of them being executed for robbing trains and killin' good folk and shit, but they look cool as fuckin' cowboys.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-67116357042206005682010-09-21T11:49:00.000-04:002010-09-25T04:39:57.263-04:00Little to do . . .<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmsxvyPN8I/AAAAAAAAABw/uD9tLGLDtf4/s1600/unk90s_little+to+do.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmsxvyPN8I/AAAAAAAAABw/uD9tLGLDtf4/s1600/unk90s_little+to+do.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;">Just a little goofiness. Fred's shirt is in reference to a Beck song. I hated that stupid song. It was a very dark time for music. Very dark. Zima dates the 'toon. And wow, a reference to the internet, which I know I didn't have at the time.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-67811313439466598602010-09-21T11:48:00.000-04:002010-09-25T04:40:26.469-04:00While mentally decaying before the tube<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmwzE3Z6pI/AAAAAAAAAB4/n4KkydCB_1Q/s1600/unk90s_bored.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJmwzE3Z6pI/AAAAAAAAAB4/n4KkydCB_1Q/s1600/unk90s_bored.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 4.5pt; text-indent: 72pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;">Ah, got a little librarian fetish fantasy thing kicking. Wicked cool. This was done in the late 90's . . . </span></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 45pt; text-indent: 72pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;">(The FRED title is a little different.)</span></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 45pt; text-indent: 72pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 4.5pt; text-indent: 72pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;"> </span> </div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin-right: 45pt; text-indent: 72pt;"><span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt;">. . . and this was as far as it got. It had some potential to get really dirty and hot. Nerdy little librarian girls reading those trashy bodice rippers on their breaks just begging for it.</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2527121375099072728.post-27815327149372708612010-09-21T11:45:00.001-04:002010-09-25T04:43:24.267-04:00The Halloween Thing that Happened.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJrwcV3_AiI/AAAAAAAAADM/Fp-taM6ulDk/s1600/unk90s_halloween.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJrwcV3_AiI/AAAAAAAAADM/Fp-taM6ulDk/s1600/unk90s_halloween.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJrwcV3_AiI/AAAAAAAAADM/Fp-taM6ulDk/s1600/unk90s_halloween.jpg" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJrxUYrnHoI/AAAAAAAAADU/zydMJW_voyE/s1600/unk90s_halloween02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xx8gJ_uTm6o/TJrxUYrnHoI/AAAAAAAAADU/zydMJW_voyE/s1600/unk90s_halloween02.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;">This is as far as this idea went, that looks like Nancy. Better not open that door. Man, look at all those beer bottles! Looks like someone has a drinking problem. Might want to see someone about that. Like a bartender. I used to have an ass poster like that, bought in Okinawa. I miss that ass poster. Beautiful white fishnets. . .</span><br />
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