Well, no, there was never a movie. Would be cool though, would be cool . . .
Obviously I shit-canned the new look. There is only one look for Fred 'n' Peckerhead.
That real stripper Kat had a lock of bleached hair that I've used from time to time. Hmm, that might explain my strange attraction to Stacy London.
Oh, come on! "What Not to Wear". The show where they take plain Janes and turn 'em into hotties.
Fred continues to be completely oblivious to offending women with his T-shirts.