"We're gonna party like it's 1999."
Some may think, "Oh my god! That's horrible! Condoning date rape.
Nothing could be further from the truth. The rules on chasing women state that a successfully removed label from a beer bottle with no rips or tears or missing chunks is a legally redeemable ticket for pussy. Everyone knows this. Especially my first wife, who told me the rule. And she would know, having honored many a label.
"Brewed from an assortment of good shit like barely and water and other essential brew making ingredients. Drink a lot!"
Chicks that breastfeed will get their baby drunk.
Musicians hate unwanted noise. We must have a clean signal.
Or play loud.