Brew-Ha ads

"We're gonna party like it's 1999."
Some may think, "Oh my god!  That's horrible! Condoning date rape.
Nothing could be further from the truth.  The rules on chasing women state that a successfully removed label from a beer bottle with no rips or tears or missing chunks is a legally redeemable ticket for pussy. Everyone knows this.  Especially my first wife, who told me the rule.  And she would know, having honored many a label.

Label sez:
"Brewed from an assortment of good shit like barely and water and other essential brew making ingredients. Drink a lot!"
Chicks that breastfeed will get their baby drunk.

Musicians hate unwanted noise.  We must have a clean signal.
Or play loud.
Or drunk.

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