"We're gonna party like it's 1999."
Some may think, "Oh my god! That's horrible! Condoning date rape.
Nothing could be further from the truth. The rules on chasing women state that a successfully removed label from a beer bottle with no rips or tears or missing chunks is a legally redeemable ticket for pussy. Everyone knows this. Especially my first wife, who told me the rule. And she would know, having honored many a label.
Label sez:
"Brewed from an assortment of good shit like barely and water and other essential brew making ingredients. Drink a lot!"
Chicks that breastfeed will get their baby drunk.
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| Musicians hate unwanted noise. We must have a clean signal. Or play loud. Or drunk. |
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