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“The Katy Perry Thing”.  Who would have thought Katy was such a hard cookie to draw? After several pose sketches and four tries on the first panel, I got one that worked. I should have the ‘toon done tomorrow.

The Headbangers Ball Thing


It’s like I never quit drawing ‘em.

In the last panel, the girl was gonna say, “I like metalcore.” And Peckerhead was gonna say, “She really does.” Yeah, I know. Bad.

Comin' Soon!
































Oh good, the ol' fingers still draw 'em.

I've played with changing the style and look of these guys, but really, there's only one: the way they were in the 90's. All pencil and pens (when I do pens), hand lettering. No Photoshop. No professional look. Pure classic.

Intro and Warning

the Selected Archives of the Finished and Unfinished 'Toons
some never before seen.
So throw on some 80's hair metal, grab a beer or fifteen, and sit back and enjoy.


This document contains ADULT MATERIAL, including profanity, sexual situations, and graphic nudity.
If these things offend you, you only have yourself to blame for continuing.
Okay, cartoon nudity, but still.


There's no real good way to organize these cartoons in chronological order. I thought I could do it by year, but the newest year is presented first. There's no Oldest First option for the body of the blog, so I have to LIE! AND DECEIVE! So I offer this key: 

September = The Undated Years
August = 1991
July = 1993
June = 1994
May = 1995
April = 1996
March = 1997
February = 1998
January = 1999

2009
December = 2000 - 2009

Beer, music, and TV

One of the earliest surviving 'toons from the 1989 thru 1991 period.  There were many more FnP 'toons done in an Air Force logbook that have been lost, most likely thrown away. Yes.  That is a duck.  In the early Fred 'toons he had a pet duck because it was ridiculous .  I liked drawing the duck because he had no head: just eyes, a beak, and a tuft of feathers.  I phased the duck out.  They may have eaten it.

It's a Metal Thing

The Undated 'Toons throughout the 1990s.


Darlin' Nikki



Nikki wasn't a character that lasted long.






Probably because she had bad timing.

Babe Forum



I remember drawing this in the 335th breakroom.  It remained in my locker for some time before I took it home.